How You Know You Have Achieved Your Goal of a Few Alone Days to Rest and Recover

  1. 5.
    You realize you've been in bed more in the past 24 hours than your best friend, who's currently in the hospital for emergency surgery.
  2. 4.
    "Wait, it's over? No way I watched all 13 episodes already." (15 hours after starting the new season of House of Cards)
  3. 3.
    You realize you just said "son of a cuntburger!" out loud in public.
  4. 2.
    You literally roll your eyes when the phone rings. Ugh you have to talk? Like out loud?
  5. 1.
    You feel rested.