1. You realize you've been in bed more in the past 24 hours than your best friend, who's currently in the hospital for emergency surgery.
  2. "Wait, it's over? No way I watched all 13 episodes already." (15 hours after starting the new season of House of Cards)
  3. You realize you just said "son of a cuntburger!" out loud in public.
  4. You literally roll your eyes when the phone rings. Ugh you have to talk? Like out loud?
  5. You feel rested.