How You Know You Have Achieved Your Goal of a Few Alone Days to Rest and Recover
- 5.You realize you've been in bed more in the past 24 hours than your best friend, who's currently in the hospital for emergency surgery.
- 4."Wait, it's over? No way I watched all 13 episodes already." (15 hours after starting the new season of House of Cards)
- 3.You realize you just said "son of a cuntburger!" out loud in public.
- 2.You literally roll your eyes when the phone rings. Ugh you have to talk? Like out loud?
- 1.You feel rested.