How You Know You Have Achieved Your Goal of a Few Alone Days to Rest and Recover
- •You realize you've been in bed more in the past 24 hours than your best friend, who's currently in the hospital for emergency surgery.
- •"Wait, it's over? No way I watched all 13 episodes already." (15 hours after starting the new season of House of Cards)
- •You realize you just said "son of a cuntburger!" out loud in public.
- •You literally roll your eyes when the phone rings. Ugh you have to talk? Like out loud?
- •You feel rested.