"Jokes" That Landed with a Flop This Week

  1. "This is awkward. I don't usually answer if I think a guy's going to ask something like that."
    To a long-time shrink who wanted to know if "we're still seeing each other" or I'm getting my refills somewhere else. He is, of course, well aware of my commitmentphobia
  2. "OMG you guys are on this, too? I'm starting to think I'm Team Burr."
    After a Hamilton convo broke out at work, the last sanctuary I had from it (no offense, love you Ii.st)
  3. "Apologies for being THAT guy who's doing this call from the Tarmac. Those people are the worst."
    Next to a guy also doing a call. Oops