Inspired by @eriknmichaelssrn
  1. Muddle 2 strawberries and 1 teaspoon of sugar in the bottom of a shaker.
    If you've got frozen strawberries, use 'em. Defrost for a few or soften them with the (spoiler alert) vodka or lemonade coming up.
  2. Add 2 ounces of regular, citrus or mango vodka.
  3. Add 2 ounces of quality lemonade.
  4. Shake and strain into a tall glass full of ice.
  5. Top off with about 1 ounce of club soda.
  6. Garnish with strawberry slices and fresh thyme sprigs or basil.
    This shit's optional, obvs.