1. Business woman in business class editing a business report, wearing a smart suit and a hot pink neck pillow
  2. Guy in front of me buying white bread and two kinds of bologna and nothing else -- Friday at 9 p.m.
  3. The coworker who said he saw me eating carbs, which he thought gays didn't do
    After everyone stared at him confused, I finally said, "Do you think people look at me and say, 'Oh my god, Dr. Atkins IS alive!'"