People I'm Ashamed I Didn't Know as Much About as the Rest of the World Seems to Have
It seems everyone else has been rushing home every night to track, masturbate to, watch movies on, secretly meet in the woods with or otherwise obsess over these human beings.
- •Oscar IsaacWho now? I gather that he's in a Star War? And, yes, he's pretty.
- •El ChapoApparently NOT something you smother in Fire sauce.
- •HamiltonDamn, y'all suddenly some history buffs.
- •Robert DurstI believe he was Leslie Nielsen's stand-in for that Naked Gun bathroom scene, right?
- •Whitey Bulger