People I'm Ashamed I Didn't Know as Much About as the Rest of the World Seems to Have

It seems everyone else has been rushing home every night to track, masturbate to, watch movies on, secretly meet in the woods with or otherwise obsess over these human beings.
  1. Oscar Isaac
    Who now? I gather that he's in a Star War? And, yes, he's pretty.
  2. El Chapo
    Apparently NOT something you smother in Fire sauce.
  3. Hamilton
    Damn, y'all suddenly some history buffs.
  4. Robert Durst
    I believe he was Leslie Nielsen's stand-in for that Naked Gun bathroom scene, right?
  5. Whitey Bulger