The Non-chef, Non-shopper Cracking ME at the Supermarket
- •In the spice aisle, on the phone: "Hey where do I find those soup cubes you need?... Yeah, the little ones that make broth. Oh, they're by the soup?"
- •Two minutes later, in the soup aisle, on the phone, agitated: "I'm just trying to figure out which kind to get. I'm in the soup, looking at the blew-yons. Bew-lawns. You know, the soup blocks!"
- •Three minutes later, in cereal, on the phone: "Well, I gotta go. I need to figure out how to get out of here."