The Worst Date I've Ever Been on 😖
Inspired by @ListPrompts. Here are the deets.
- •A very early date after I came out
- •TGI Fridays
- •Tuesday, 5:15 p.m.
- •A few cocktails
- •Word count, me: 25 (approx.)
- •Word count, him: 50 million (approx.)
- •"I think we're ready for the check. Separate."
- •"Here are your checks. Yours is on top, and you're the bottom." (100% backward in the non-check sense.)
- •Awkward hug
- •2 voicemails
- •Return call: "I don't think we have a real spark."
- •"Oh. Wow. I didn't see that coming. The old me would think it's my fault. But now I realize it's yours."