1. Who: Me + 4 members of my client's team (3 women and a guy)
  2. Where: Takeout area waiting for our orders
  3. One guy: Every one of these sexually transmitted Zika cases can be traced to something else.
    These are people who are in the know on such things.
  4. Me: Maybe you can tell me this: How does one have sex with a mosquito anyway?
  5. Same guy: Very tenderly.
  6. Me: Talk about Zika patience.
  7. They reacted like I was Sinbad making my debut at the Apollo, so I continued...
  8. Me: But I can understand the transmission rate. A lot of people just don't like how mesh netting feels.