1. My friends must have left already.
  2. Yeah look at the time. How am I two hours late?
  3. Oh right.
    Things I've Already Done This Year Well you got me there.
  4. Damn.
  5. I'll just get a beer.
  6. That creepy guy keeps looking at me.
  7. Not sure if I fit in here.
  8. Seriously avoid eye contact.
  9. I look like an asshole alone on my phone.
  10. But I have to until I can move away from this spot.
  11. I think he just tried to talk to me, but I'm not sure.
  12. I'll ignore it.
  13. Why aren't there more new lists?
  14. Refresh.
  15. More!
  16. I'll just get a bourbon.