1. Yeah Chicago-Style is great... when visitors are in town.
    If you crave pizza as often as I do, you can't handle that shit all the time.
  2. I'm all about a great thin crust, and I've found some.
  3. Too many toppings sometimes
    I wanted a pizza, not a sausage casserole.
  4. I don't care what style I've got -- I NEED crispy pepperoni.
    Preferably so crispy that they've turned into small burnt cups cradling small grease puddles.
  5. Some places actually have decent salads, too.
    DC pizza places are more like this: http://youtu.be/JgJUbmGDc6k.
  6. I smile empathetically when someone says Luminati instead of Lou Malnati's.
    Until I saw it in print, I wasn't sure.
  7. Sometimes I kind of just want Dominos.
    Just as I occasionally prefer my Gap sweater or cheap boxers when I have nicer options.