Ugh You Californians

East Coast hotel bar. 1 hour, 3 people, none of them together.
  1. "I'm from California, so I know wine VERY well." 🍷
  2. "I'm from California. We have the BEST bread." 🍞
  3. "I'm from California. We only eat salad." 🌮🌯🍣 🍞