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  1. After a long conference call, I said out loud to myself, "I gotta pee like a triple crown winner." Five seconds later, I said, "Damn, it's as cold in this apartment as... what?... hmm... the body of a double crown winner."
  2. I forwarded an email saying I was concerned about the database after someone said they were having "an air screen popping up"
    *error. They meant error but I acted concerned to coworkers about actual air popping up, but they were like 😶 are u done?
    Suggested by @lizabeth