"Dolly Parton's Coat of Many Colors," Thursday, 9/8c, NBC
  1. Well, it's Dolly.
  2. There's a chance it will be bad.
  3. But I hope in a good-bad way.
  4. I don't think we fully understand HOW many colors are on that coat.
  5. I grew up with Dollywood season passes.
    My friends now think this is odd, but to us it seemed normal. It was an amusement park an hour away. And no, the roller coasters weren't a series of tits.