Why I Won't Watch the Oscars

  1. I saw exactly two films from 2015: Trainwreck and Inside Out.
  2. Before that, the last theater release I saw was Boyhood. I know how that played out.
    Meryl and I were both proud of PatArq. (I call her that.)
  3. I have ambien and was very recently reunited with my bed and down comforter after weeks of work travel.
    Night night