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List of emojis I wish more guys would use
  1. 🎂
  2. 🍭
  3. 🍩
  4. 🍟
List of people I would grant membership into my Breakfast Club if I had a Breakfast Club
  1. Marc Jacobs
  2. Lady Gaga
  3. Larry David
  4. Snoop Dogg
Weird camps my parents sent me to growing up
  1. Philosophy camp
  2. Spy camp
  3. Jesus bootcamp (did not discover the holy spirit in the florida swamp but I DID encounter large fist-sized purple green spider in my tent also several armadillo encounters)
Weird things I worry I will die from
  1. Cavity
  2. Expired salsa
  3. Toilet snake
  4. Caffeine overdose
List of requests I'm finna email the emoji CEO
  1. Mermaid emoji
  2. Butt emoji
  3. Disco ball emoji
Things to be positive about in 2017
  2. CANDY
How I plan 2 celebrate if my crush ever decides 2 start liking me back
  1. DANCE
  2. DANCE
  3. DANCE
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Things that make me sad at the grocery store
  1. Kids on leashes
  3. Gluten-free
  4. Guys who don't buy their girlfriends v-day candies 🍭
Things I have googled between the hours of 11 pm and 2 am
  1. Is our reality a computer simulation
  2. Taco bell meatless chalupa
  3. What is fear of toilet snakes called
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Rainy Day Agenda?
  1. Finally DM ur IG crush and pretend not 2 know his Aunt Sheryl was recently wanderlusting in Thailand
  2. Drive 2 Petco buy a baby shark and name it JAWZOME
  3. Pick a letter of the alphabet and memorize its section in the dictionary
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