1. Retirement plans
  3. How the fuck does a 401k work?!
  4. Home loans! *flips table*
  5. Refinancing loans - why and how
  6. No, *actually* "boys are better at math and girls are better at feelings" is sexist and shitty and a fucked up thing to tell a classroom of children.
    I'm still carrying that one around. 5th grade was rough...
  7. Getting a cat as an adult is not like getting a cat as a kid.
    That cat is gonna scratch on your door every goddamn day at 6 AM for food, make your apartment smell like a cat toilet, & hump your dog. And it's going to hate your guts the entire time...and probably pee on your couch.