FOOD CELEB/MUSICIAN ANALOGS
The food world and music world is actually the same place.
- •Anthony Bourdain = John Mayerrefined bros
- •David Chang = RihannaCritically acclaimed and absolutely DGAF
- •Paula Deen = Iggy AzaleaDuh
- •René Redzepi = BeyoncéReigning rulers of respective worlds, largely uncontroversial as individuals, who are they as people?
- •Mario Batali = David Lee RothBoth loud, both might get drunk and laugh uncontrollably and grab an ass
- •Ludo Lefebvre = Nicki MinajTalented, maybe aliens
- •@InaGarten = Kelly ClarksonAmerican sweethearts who genuinely love what they do
- •Guy Fieri = Linkin ParkBoth are the sensual equivalents of a heart attack
- •Wylie Dufresne = Bjork💙 Cerebral weirdos 💙
- •Rachel Ray = Katy PerryFly-over appeal
- •Jamie Oliver = Josh GrobanFancy-ish dudes your mom has a crush on and would probably be pretty fun to grab a drink with
- •Michael Pollan = BonoDo-gooder titans.
- •Martha Stewart = Christina Aguilera💪🏻💁🏼
- •Alice Waters = David ByrneBeloved alternative revolutionaries
- •Tom Colicchio = UsherTalented, kinda cool, always have that condescending smirk like they know something you don't.
- •Eric Ripert = DrakeThe type of smooth operators who will earnestly/effectively wink at a woman
- •Marcus Samuelsson = Dave GrohlInfectious smiles, clearly loving life, and trying to appeal to chefs and the public, for better or worse
- •Wolfgang Puck = Elton John