I THINK I LOVED YOU UNTIL

  1. You were such a dickwad to that waitress.
  2. You told me you loved Entourage.
  3. You burped.
    A lot. As if you maybe had a medical condition.
  4. You made the weirdest/loudest/disturbing noises in yoga.
    And I felt both embarassed and jealous that you DGAF.
  5. You referred to your dad as "father."
  6. You told me you didn't believe in privilege.
    BYE.
  7. You told me you loved me.
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯