Been away from home for a week and ahhhh it's good to be back
  1. Google buses glistening in the morning sun
  2. Opalescent pigeons eating other pigeons
  3. A half-eaten cheesesteak taking a leisurely ride down the BART escalator
  4. An old man smiling, blood running down his forehead
  5. Another man enjoying the newspaper while taking a shit on the curb
  6. Little morsels of fried rice, flying through the air toward my body
    My first week here, a man threw fried rice on me while I was walking down the street and I bring it up all the time because it perfectly encapsulates SF: you never know what you are going to walk into in this crazy town.