THINGS I THINK WHILE RUNNING

  1. Don't die.
  2. Don't die.
  3. Breathe.
  4. Body, you can stop to walk for a bit when you make it to the next tree.
  5. Haha, just kidding, we're not stopping yet. Keep running.
  6. Okay, maybe we can stop in a second.
  7. Nope, one foot in front of the other.
  8. The sidewalk looks comfortable.
  9. I should probably turn around and head home soon.
  10. Don't die.
  11. Maybe I'll just set up a home on the side of the road. Then I won't have to run home. Electricity is overrated.
  12. Ugh, the dogs need walked. Not nice to make them hold it. Turn around. Keep running.
  13. I'm doing this for you, dogs.
  14. Don't die.
  15. Slowing. Down. Hey, that parked car just passed me.
  16. Don't die.
  17. Keep running. Swallow that vomit.
  18. No, you can't have pizza when we get home.
  19. Don't die.