5 Things I've Been Unsuccessful At

  1. Trying to cancel Christmas that one time
    I tried to sell my family on celebrating Hannukah, we were already non-secularly celebrating Christmas why not something else? My sister and I were practically adults and there was no real magic to the Christmas we knew anymore. No one went for it, I ended up buying all my presents on Christmas Eve that year but also kosher wine. Years later I bought when my nephew was born I bough him dreidel to harken back on what could have been. I think my mom still buys the kosher wine each Christmas.
  2. Building healthy emotional relationships
    You know. It's really hard.
  3. Getting tickets to Hamilton
    Yeah it's not going to happen.
  4. Baking
    It's the oven's fault.
  5. Getting out of bed today