Airport randomness: BWI edition
So close to be day drunk before my flight.
- •I want an American accent
- •My fake Boston accent doesn't count but has gotten some applause.
- •Only randomly selected for one extra screening. Dudes were nice and funny. I would have hung out with them longer if I could.
- •Texas Pete Hot Sauce has a new fan. F You everything else that isn't my mom's homemade pepper sauce.
- •Random conversation with dude about drinking anything that includes Tequila before a flight. We both agree it would not be good for anyone. Martinis on the other hand should be fine.
- •I'm supposed to go out tonight when I'm back in Toronto. I'm placing bets that I'll be asleep by 9pm.
- •Current drink has tipped the scale. I'm drunk before my flight. I'm either about to make a lot of friends or get banned for life from this airport and the airline.
- •Have been called both ma'am and miss
- •I still have an hour to kill.