Hey guys it's @MissJess birthday today! Happy birthday!!!
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    It's my girl's birthday today and I'm so excited. She's such a badass, she recently painted over racist and misogynistic graffiti at the park where she was celebrating her brother's birthday because I think she just carries around paint with her at all time.
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    Take that unoriginal racist asshole
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    She was my Christmas elf (that's like the gods themselves playing matchmaker - and by gods I mean @DawnCloud)
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    She was my galentine (again fate and the gods at work, this time I mean @Boogie)
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    She's honest and will call you out on your bullshit
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    She's incredibly supportive and I would hide a dead body if she asked me to
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    I'm so glad to have her in my corner.
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    We have our wedding already planned and hope you all can attend.
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    It's at George Peabody Library in Baltimore (because of course it is), we'll be registered at the ALCU, and then we'll move to a swing state (Colorado here we come) and I support her political career when she runs for office. Oh and we have a dog named Gus. Guys, I've never planned out my life with anyone else. This is real!
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    Happy birthday to one my best friends @MissJess
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    I think I'm "Ann" in the list but I love her as much as Leslie loves Ann πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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    Happy Birthday @MissJess πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’—
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    Happy Birthday!
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    Happiest of birthdays @MissJess!
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    Happy bday my sweet friend
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    You are the antidote to my cold, dead heart. I love you so much!
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    Happier of birthdays, @MissJess !!
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    Happy Birthday to the sweetest cutest gal a person could know. Make sure you get a lil spoiled today please. You are turning the age of my favorite number, so it's gonna be a GREAT year!
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    I got you an e-cupcake. Three of them
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    Happy Birthday πŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸŽˆπŸŽ‚
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    Happy birthday to my sweet friend @MissJess
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    Happy Birthday @MissJess πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰
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    I hope it's cool if we share this year. This is my last one 😊
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    Happy birthday!!!
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    Happy birthday dear!!!! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ
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    I hope this is *literally* your best year yet @MissJess
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    Happy birthday! Love you Jess!
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    Anyhoo: Happy Birthday!!!
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