MASCOTS WE NEED TO CHECK ON
Altered but definitely inspired by @manda
- •Chester CheetahHe was my generation's The Fonz. I don't know what corporations do to their retired mascots. I'm concerned about his pension. Is it just Cheetos. If it is, it's not a bad deal.
- •FidoDude, what happened to you? You were my aspiring illustrator friends' favourite. You got too niche? I get it.
- •Snap, Crackle and PopYeah there is a new version of you updated to look like you can hang with the Pixar crew, but your soul cannot be replicated.
- •California RaisinsOh it's all good. We found you. You're taking time off to run for president as the Republican candidate.
- •MacWhy do I think sexual harassment suits brought down your career as a McDonalds spokesperson?
- •Taco Bell ChihuahuaI'm not going to come find you. You disappoint me.
- •The NoidSuggested by @NumbahTwo