My crushes in mostly chronological order

All crushes are still active. Adore them to this day.
  1. 1.
    Kermit the Frog
    So intense was my infatuation that I immediately disliked any female that reminded me of Miss Piggy as a child and into my adulthood - I'm better now. I also had this poster of him on my bedroom wall while in university.
  2. 2.
    Billy Idol
    Still plan on walking down the aisle to Rebel Yell, preferably with Billy waiting for me at the altar
  3. 3.
    Dr. Indiana Jones
    Oh Indy!
  4. 4.
    Omar Epps
    Started with Higher Learning and it still endures to this day.
  5. 5.
    George Stroumboulopoulos
    We're from the same hometown and I thought that was enough to make it work.
  6. 6.
    Ewan McGregor
    Louis CK knows what I'm talking about.
  7. 7.
    Interpol
    Then men of Interpol, during their first three albums, had me completely.
  8. 8.
    Ted Leo
    I almost proposed to him.
  9. 9.
    Martin Freeman
    Sorry Jim, it's always been Tim. I'm also convinced that Martin and I would best friends if the romance ever died, but why would it?
  10. 10.
    Reza Aslan
    He's dreamy and smart in equal measure.
  11. 11.
    Aamir Kahn
    I don't watch Indian movies but I will endure it if Aamir Kahn is in it.
  12. 12.
    Xavier Dolan
    Because Laurence Anyways is a modern classic.