My top 5: Microsoft Paint Masterpieces

Thanks @mnickwrites for the request. The world needs to see my works of art. Side note: I am not to be confused with any of the many talented artists on list, (not that anyone reading this would dare to) these were solely created for this list.
  1. 1.
    "Disco Pope"
    Had I been commissioned to redesign the pontiff's papal tiara this would be my submission. I think it would help with the rebranding that the church needs.
  2. 2.
    "Abstract 1999"
    From my series of works made during teleconferences before the advent of smart phones.
  3. 3.
    "BB 8 is Enough"
    Self portrait.
  4. 4.
    "Rec-tangle My Angles"
    From my De Stijl period.
  5. 5.
    "Ellipsis"
    ...