My Valentines Day So Far

I absolutely hate Valentine's Day but we do special things around here because we have to.
  1. Got chocolates from a staff for Singles Appreciation
    Can't really eat chocolate but I will eat Turtles.
  2. Spent lunch with one of our married couples.
    I had to impose on their meal because all meals need to be supervised (this is how regulated we are). I'm a the third wheel chaperone. I had fun.
  3. Got groped by a resident. First time it's happened by a woman, though.
    And that's the most action I will have all day.