Read This To Me
- •Christopher WalkenThe Old Testament
- •Benedict CumberbatchThe entire Lemonade album
- •Andy SerkisJudy Blume's Superfudge
- •Charlie DayThe Select Committee Report on Beghazi
- •Jar Jar BinksTweets of Donald Trump
- •Aziz AnsariMy diary from junior high
- •The cast of Cool RunningsThe Brief History of Seven Killings (their terrible accents would bring levity)
- •Warsan ShireMacbeth
- •Dowager Countess of GranthamLyrics to Beyonce's Diva
- •Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Christian Bale's Batman, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Kerry Washington and Jay ZFrom the This Is The End script.
- •Chelsea PerretiVarious poems from Lorca
- •Scarlett's JohanssonEvery automated answering service
- •David BeckhamNothing. Please don't speak.