Read This To Me

Narration dreams
  1. Christopher Walken
    The Old Testament
  2. Benedict Cumberbatch
    The entire Lemonade album
  3. Andy Serkis
    Judy Blume's Superfudge
  4. Charlie Day
    The Select Committee Report on Beghazi
  5. Jar Jar Binks
    Tweets of Donald Trump
  6. Aziz Ansari
    My diary from junior high
  7. The cast of Cool Runnings
    The Brief History of Seven Killings (their terrible accents would bring levity)
  8. Warsan Shire
    Macbeth
  9. Dowager Countess of Grantham
    Lyrics to Beyonce's Diva
  10. Helen Mirren, Morgan Freeman, Christian Bale's Batman, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Kerry Washington and Jay Z
    From the This Is The End script.
  11. Chelsea Perreti
    Various poems from Lorca
  12. Scarlett's Johansson
    Every automated answering service
  13. David Beckham
    Nothing. Please don't speak.