Reasons I'm Not Messaging Guys On My Online Dating App
Yeah I'm sure I could have come up with a more succinct title. I bit the bullet partially in solidarity with a work friend and partially because I haven't dated in a long time and I need to reacquaint myself with the dating scene.
- •He's in the same city I'm inIt's a small city.
- •He looks like he spends way too much time at the gymI'm a tiny human with soft, doughy spots.
- •Messages with the prospect of running away togetherSlow your roll, bro
- •User name includes "hotbod" or "stallion"
- •He asks if me if I want to sit on his dick
- •He asks me what my ass looks like
- •Less than a day with an account, folks.Might update if my soul isn't crushed by all this
- •Profile deleted. I actually lasted longer than I thought I would.