I don't like to lie so I'll either change the subject or give you a blank stare. Apologies to those I've done this to on here.
  1. How are you?
    You don't want to know.
  2. What do you do for fun?
    Nothing. I do nothing and I find that fun.
  3. Did you start smoking again?
    I hate myself for this and don't need your judgment either
  4. What is your plan?