Resolutions Other People Would Want Me To Make
- •Stop swearing so much - my sisterI didn't think I swore that much, less than Deb Morgan but more than mother Teresa. I feel like that's an acceptable amount. Fuck yeah it is.
- •Be more ladylike - an exFuck you, bro.
- •Ask for help - friendsI'm so stubborn about asking for help it's now become a character flaw.
- •Mend the relationship with my father - my grandfatherI would do anything for grandfather, but not that.
- •Get married - my momI had told her at 20 I wasn't planning to get married, she needs to move on.
- •Keep my office clean - my staffOrganized chaos is my jam!
- •Stop saying things like "organized chaos is my jam" - everyoneThis gif should be hologrammed on my tombstone. That is so going to be a thing