Inspired by @marymurphy @amieshmamie @blanelly and so many others!
  1. Diet soft drinks
    Why bother?
  2. Jello or any gelatinous food
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    I don't trust anything that moves of its own volition
  3. ABBA
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    I could never watch Mama Mia. Murielle's Wedding had the advantage of Toni Colette. That I liked.
  4. Elvis
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    I don't get it. And I don't want to.
  5. 90% of my family
    Bye, Felicia.
  6. Spaghetti
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    The most unoriginal pasta ever.
  7. Root Beer
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    It tastes like toothpaste.
  8. Marshmallow
    See Jello. It retains it shape if you press it down. Again, don't trust it.
  9. People who stuff marshmallow into their mouths
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    I had a traumatic childhood. This gif makes me want to throw up.
  10. People with wall decals of Live Love Laugh
    Is that the right order?
  11. Stout
    It tastes like the colour brown would.
  12. Instagram pictures of you in a waist trainer
    Dafuq do I care? I can't delete you with you're 10% of the family I do talk to and that makes me sad.
  13. Videos of you lip synching to a song while you're driving
    Are you an idiot? And see above.
  14. Any font that is not Arial or Calibri
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    Wrong!
  15. Not sharing your wifi
    What are you a savage?