*Irrational fears
  1. Wells
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    Not that these were prevalent where I'm from but whenever I saw one I wouldn't got within 20ft of one.
  2. Railroad tracks
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    There were at least two assemblies and MANY safety videos on the dangers of crossing raidroad tracks.
  3. Downloading music on Napster and then being arrested.
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    They were going to find me and arrest me for the Sigur Ros bootlegs I downloaded.
  4. Being kidnapped
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    That wasn't very likely.
  5. Being sacrificed
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    Goes hand in hand with the above, I guess.
  6. My talking doll coming to life
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    Luckily Toy Story made me okay with this happening.
  7. Going swimming and drowning because I didn't wait long enough after eating before going in
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  8. Bees
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    You broke me, My Girl.
  9. Hot lava
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    Jumping to avoid the carpet was sure to some sort of valuable training exercise
  10. The end of the world. Aka Y2K.
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