Things A Young Me Thought I Would Have To Deal With*
- •WellsNot that these were prevalent where I'm from but whenever I saw one I wouldn't got within 20ft of one.
- •Railroad tracksThere were at least two assemblies and MANY safety videos on the dangers of crossing raidroad tracks.
- •Downloading music on Napster and then being arrested.They were going to find me and arrest me for the Sigur Ros bootlegs I downloaded.
- •Being kidnappedThat wasn't very likely.
- •Being sacrificedGoes hand in hand with the above, I guess.
- •My talking doll coming to lifeLuckily Toy Story made me okay with this happening.
- •Going swimming and drowning because I didn't wait long enough after eating before going in
- •BeesYou broke me, My Girl.
- •Hot lavaJumping to avoid the carpet was sure to some sort of valuable training exercise
- •The end of the world. Aka Y2K.