Things I Didn't Need This Weekend

  1. A call from work a couple hours in saying a resident of mine tried to kill himself
  2. Call saying the hospital just treated his injuries and is sending him without a psych evaluation
  3. Call from work at 6am that our systems are down
  4. A parking ticket on my windshield
  5. My trunk apparently being open all night
    No one wanted my size 5 shoes it seems
  6. My sister not putting her AC on
  7. My nephew thinking I'm 150 years old
    Dude, that's how old Canada is. How dare you!