1. Before:
    Over 5'6", dark hair, orphan, doesn't work in IT, can quote Seinfeld, love all the same bands I do, loves dogs, can cook, well-read, sarcastic, extrovert, atheist, wants to travel the world, wears glasses, Canadian
  2. Now:
    Someone who is woke, hates all the same bands I do, doesn't mind me stealing his sweatshirts, non-robot