Things I've said and what I've actually meant
- •"Hey, I'm on my way to your place is there anything I can bring?"Actual meaning: Do you have enough alcohol or shall I bring more. I'll just bring more.
- •"I don't think your parents would like you taking the lord's name in vain"Actual meaning: You. You I like.
- •"It's no problem, we can reschedule"Actual meaning: Thank fuck I get to do nothing now.
- •"No, I'm not busy right now"Actual meaning: Please don't ask me to solve your problems.
- •*hmmm*Actual meaning: If I say something right now our friendship might end. P.S. Your boyfriend is an asshole.