Things Rastafarians and Pundits Have Said About Me

My sister reminded me of this. Last time in Jamaica a Rastafari read my palm and was damn convincing (very specific). Some of the this is what my sister has asked a pundit (Hindu Priest) about me since I guess she was worried about me 🤷🏽‍♀️
  1. "Something happened when she was 7 that changed her life"
    No comment.
  2. "She will have a hard life until she's 40."
    This has been a running joke, I heard this when I was 30 so we've been counting it down since then. Four more years of this then sunshine and lollipops!
  3. "You will lose your first child"
    "You sure you haven't been pregnant before?" "Pretty sure I'd know if I was. So that's something to look forward to."
  4. "You will live near the water"
    That's vague as Fuck, yo! But turned out to be true.
  5. "You should stop eating meat"
    I did that already. I like meat. Have you had jerk pork? When they make jerk veggies taste good then I'll consider it.
  6. "You will have to fight. Don't stop even when you're tired"
    I literally can't anymore.