Thoughts I had while I tried to eat a salad as a meal

I was told to make better choices. I did and I did not enjoy it.
  1. Who does this?
  2. Why would anyone choose a salad when there are so many non-salad options?
  3. Adding chicken breast to a salad does not make it a meal.
    It's just chicken with a lot of sandwich filling and no bread.
  4. Separately I like these veggies.
  5. I'm still hungry and now unhappy.
  6. You don't win friends with salads.