Thoughts I Have Whenever My Lists Trends

It doesn't happen often but when it does
  1. I guess no one else has put anything up yet
  2. I should check for grammar mistakes and typos
    I never do
  3. Why this list? I published it because I was bored.
  4. Oh no a new follower who probably thinks I'm clever or interesting. You poor unfortunate soul.
  5. I wrote that list while I was drinking.
    Drunk me is better than sober me.