1. Number of "Happy Mother's Day" I received: 4
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    If you think it's okay to ask me if I regret choosing my career over starting a family please see the above gif.
  2. Number of naps: 2
  3. Number of hours I was late to Mother's Day lunch: 2
    It was the second nap
  4. Number of hours driving: 6
  5. Number of assignments I need to complete before midnight: 1
    I have no energy to work on it. I'm accepting the late penalty.
  6. Number of stiff drinks had since being home for an hour in hopes of forgetting the awful exchange with my father: 3
    Sorry that one got wordy