- •Number of "Happy Mother's Day" I received: 4If you think it's okay to ask me if I regret choosing my career over starting a family please see the above gif.
- •Number of naps: 2
- •Number of hours I was late to Mother's Day lunch: 2It was the second nap
- •Number of hours driving: 6
- •Number of assignments I need to complete before midnight: 1I have no energy to work on it. I'm accepting the late penalty.
- •Number of stiff drinks had since being home for an hour in hopes of forgetting the awful exchange with my father: 3Sorry that one got wordy