My name is Shoma. Pronounced "show-ma". I hate it so I'm not offended if it's mangled. It's actually fun to hear the variations. Here are the ones I can remember.
  1. Soma
  2. Shawarma
  3. Sonoma
  4. Shaniqua
  5. Sona
  6. Shona
  7. Shawna
  8. Shamira
  9. Shelma
  10. Sherma
  11. Michelle
    Seriously. People hear Michelle and I just go along with it. I think they hear what they want to. This has happened 4 times. <insert shruggie dude>