I'm pretty sure she doesn't, but not like 100% sure more like 73%.
  1. Because I gave her youngest son ice cream for breakfast.
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    He asked politely and I obliged. Her and her husband were sleeping in that morning. When they got up I went for a nap.
  2. Because I bought her then 2 year old son a drum kit
    I still think it's the best gift I ever gave.
  3. Because I told her daughter to always ask why until you understand
    Even I hate myself a little for this
  4. Because I don't know how to load a dishwasher
    I've been banned from such tasks. Mission accomplished.
  5. Because her husband and I plot aloud how we could kill her to gain access to the insurance money
    She's so paranoid it's cute.