Why My Sister Should Hate Me

I'm pretty sure she doesn't, but not like 100% sure more like 73%.
  1. 1.
    Because I gave her youngest son ice cream for breakfast.
    He asked politely and I obliged. Her and her husband were sleeping in that morning. When they got up I went for a nap.
  2. 2.
    Because I bought her then 2 year old son a drum kit
    I still think it's the best gift I ever gave.
  3. 3.
    Because I told her daughter to always ask why until you understand
    Even I hate myself a little for this
  4. 4.
    Because I don't know how to load a dishwasher
    I've been banned from such tasks. Mission accomplished.
  5. 5.
    Because her husband and I plot aloud how we could kill her to gain access to the insurance money
    She's so paranoid it's cute.