Why My Sister Should Hate Me
I'm pretty sure she doesn't, but not like 100% sure more like 73%.
- •Because I gave her youngest son ice cream for breakfast.He asked politely and I obliged. Her and her husband were sleeping in that morning. When they got up I went for a nap.
- •Because I bought her then 2 year old son a drum kitI still think it's the best gift I ever gave.
- •Because I told her daughter to always ask why until you understandEven I hate myself a little for this
- •Because I don't know how to load a dishwasherI've been banned from such tasks. Mission accomplished.
- •Because her husband and I plot aloud how we could kill her to gain access to the insurance moneyShe's so paranoid it's cute.