1. All these Instagram posts of mutated ice cream
    I'm lactose intolerant and I don't want see your abomination of an ice cream cone or ice cream taco. How do even eat these things? It offends me on a digestive level. Now I'm about to go eat my sad coconut-milk-non-dairy-dessert (they don't even call it ice cream on the package).
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