Inspired by @hillary79 @Boogie @plaidflannel and a couple others I can't remember - sorry.
  1. She doesn't know all the words to Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz's "Deja Vu"
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  2. She wears Uggs
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    Nope.
  3. She doesn't make this face when accidentally biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie
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  4. She drives less than 120km/hr on the highway
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  5. She doesn't like kids OR she likes all kids.
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    Some kids are assholes. Fact.
  6. She orders dessert
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  7. Her eyeliner is the same on both eyes
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  8. You don't have to convince her to go out to a party or anyplace that there will be other people
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  9. She orders a salad
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  10. She doesn't want to go in the bouncy castle.
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    Then she is definitely not me. Approach with caution.