Reasons I'm Basically an Elderly
I'm only 16, but you wouldn't be able to tell
- •Fun Friday Nights: Jigsaw puzzles
- •Your music is too loud
- •8:30 bedtimeExcept when I'm thinking too much then it's 2:30
- •Kids these days
- •Pesky teens
- •Calling everyone "handsome young man"
- •I live for old lady gossip
- •"No I didn't go to the party I was catching up on my tv programs"Also I wasn't invited
- •Use words like "swell" "horse feathers" and "golly"