Anxieties I Have When Flying

Flying is stressful... Especially during the holiday season when everyone and their mom is doing it.
  1. I've forgotten my passport... Or lost it.
  2. I'm going to loose my luggage in my many flight changes.
  3. Someone will steal my shit in the security line.
  4. I'm going to miss my flight because of a pat down at security
  5. I'm going to sit next to a farter on the airplane.
  6. The person next to me is super big and is going to spill over onto my seat
  7. I've forgotten something extremely crucial to my trip
  8. I have stomach problems on my flight
  9. This airline has mystery fees that I didn't know about
  10. THE WORST: They're going to take the food my mom made for me at security.