Anxieties I Have When Flying
Flying is stressful... Especially during the holiday season when everyone and their mom is doing it.
- •I've forgotten my passport... Or lost it.
- •I'm going to loose my luggage in my many flight changes.
- •Someone will steal my shit in the security line.
- •I'm going to miss my flight because of a pat down at security
- •I'm going to sit next to a farter on the airplane.
- •The person next to me is super big and is going to spill over onto my seat
- •I've forgotten something extremely crucial to my trip
- •I have stomach problems on my flight
- •This airline has mystery fees that I didn't know about
- •THE WORST: They're going to take the food my mom made for me at security.