I've never met my dad but if I do the least I can do is make it fun for him!
  1. On April Fools
  2. Show up and immediately ask for a kidney
  3. Tell him I'm his son's gf and I'm pregnant
  4. Give him a box of porn and say "thank you so much for inspiring my work"
  5. Make him fall in love with me first
  6. Bring my mom