FUN WAYS TO MEET MY DAD FOR THE 1ST TIME
I've never met my dad but if I do the least I can do is make it fun for him!
- •On April Fools
- •Show up and immediately ask for a kidney
- •Tell him I'm his son's gf and I'm pregnant
- •Give him a box of porn and say "thank you so much for inspiring my work"
- •Make him fall in love with me first
- •Bring my mom