THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNREASONABLY ANGRY

  1. Celery
  2. Listening to chewing
  3. Bad desserts
  4. Women who say they aren't feminist
  5. Pearl Jam
  6. If you throw out something I was gonna eat
  7. Exercise
  8. When everyone doesn't want to sleep with me
  9. Not cumming if the other person did
  10. That movie What About Bob
  11. When people (WASPs) think I'm yelling/arguing but I'm just Jewish
  12. Birds