Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. It's always about a boy.
  2. When I had my first boyfriend I would tell my parents I was going to Saturday evening Mass, then to his house.
  3. But I would just go to the church and pick up a bulletin (physical evidence I'd been there) and leave and go straight to his house.
  4. I would skip the last period in high school to go to my second boyfriend's house so I could surprise him when he got home.
  5. In college I drove from Indiana to Nebraska without telling my parents to see a guy for the weekend.
  6. I'm not sure why my mom used to call me boy crazy.