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Someone thought it'd be nice to call me in the middle of the night to ask me the most asinine question to date. Jerk.
- •Brush teeth
- •Drink water
How to Procrastinate 101
- 1.Random screenshot.
- 2.In Jackson Hole, WY
- 3.Calligraphy practice
Hello! I'm clever, funny, and popular! I'm also ironic and an incorrigible liar!
- •I don't like strangers. Like I REALLY don't like strangers. I'm like your best friends ugly chihuahua who's seen you all her life and still hates you.So I basically have known the same group of 5 people all my life. That's also how I have time for making lists. Yas!
- •I tend to exaggerateThis is the greatest list everrr!
- •I laugh at the wrong moments.Oh crap, you weren't kidding about that?
- 1.An adult
- 2.A writer
- 3.An ice cream truck driver