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Someone thought it'd be nice to call me in the middle of the night to ask me the most asinine question to date. Jerk.
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    Brush teeth
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    Drink water
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    Dance
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    Watch your feet.
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    Watch your toes.
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    Watch your elbows.
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How to Procrastinate 101
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    Random screenshot.
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    In Jackson Hole, WY
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    Calligraphy practice
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Hello! I'm clever, funny, and popular! I'm also ironic and an incorrigible liar!
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    I don't like strangers. Like I REALLY don't like strangers. I'm like your best friends ugly chihuahua who's seen you all her life and still hates you.
    So I basically have known the same group of 5 people all my life. That's also how I have time for making lists. Yas!
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    I tend to exaggerate
    This is the greatest list everrr!
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    I laugh at the wrong moments.
    Oh crap, you weren't kidding about that?
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    An adult
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    A writer
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    An ice cream truck driver
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